And another thing...

I am both dissappointed and bemused that upon creating this blog I am apparently unable to be English. Why should I have to choose to associate my genetic soup with that of the Welsh and the Scots and them other ones which noone remembers... is it Guernsey?

I am English, I support England and have an Englishmans house. I will not die of heart disease, do not have alcoholic tendencies, I will buy a round when its my turn, I do not have a chip on my shoulder, am unlikely to bomb fellow countrymen, have never and will never fawnicate with any member of the ovis aries family and have managed to move more than 10 miles away from my village.

Grrrrrr.....